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jasq

net muli jak dick - mam SDI/neostrade

miec heada na necku - byc rozwaznym, roztropnym

miec wszystko na swoim place - byc prawdziwym mezczyzna

o dick Ci chodzi men? - slucham?

jebie ci sie w head - co ty mowisz? oszalales?

i typowo irlandzkie:

laptop - 2 darmowe katalogi firmy Argos (tudziez mleko)w torbie z laptopa, kupione przez jelenia za 100 do nawet 1000€

jasq

I do samodzielnego tlumaczenia:

village killed by desks

Life is brutal and full of zasadzkas. Sometimes gives us kopas w [beeep]s but sometimes there are beautiful chwilas and for this chwilas warto life.

there is no dick in the village

wicherek

Zenon

Aśka

jasq

no tak, ale w sumie desk to biurko

jasq

A Polish man moved to the Ireland and married a Cork girl.
Although his English was Far from perfect, they got along very well
Until one day he rushed in a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce For him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would Depend on the circumstances,
and asked him The following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean, how are your relations?
All my relations still in Poland.
Is there infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at pharmacy and put on Shelf
in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
"Polish Remover."

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